hairy cushion
Planting your ass on a guy’s face like it’s a trap door to a beard prison.
At the park, my friend did the hairy cushion on a guy’s face. The guy yelled, ‘I didn’t sign up for this!’
My dad did the hairy cushion on my uncle’s face during a family game. The game got interrupted twice.
I did the hairy cushion on my crush’s face. He turned red and ran away.