hairy curtain
When you let your beard do the work during sex. Either you’re the lucky one with the thick beard, or you’re the one holding it up like a moron.
My cousin’s beard is so thick, it’s like a curtain. He calls it his hairy curtain.
He used his beard like a curtain while doing it with his neighbor. It was messy.
My brother tried to hold up his beard like it was a curtain. He fell over.