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When a guy has sex through his beard. Either he’s got a long enough beard to let the action happen, or some other guy holds it up while they go at it like a dumb sidekick.
My dad tried to do this with his ex. He looked like a confused goat.
He had to use a beard and a towel for the whole thing. It was wild.
My uncle does this every weekend. He’s like a hairy wizard.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you let your beard do the work during sex. Either you’re the lucky one with the thick beard, or you’re the one holding it up like a moron.
My cousin’s beard is so thick, it’s like a curtain. He calls it his hairy curtain.
He used his beard like a curtain while doing it with his neighbor. It was messy.
My brother tried to hold up his beard like it was a curtain. He fell over.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you have sex through your beard. Either your beard is long enough to let it happen, or someone else holds it up while you go at it like a fool.
He had to hold his beard up with a string. It was the worst.
His beard was so long, it blocked the whole thing. Like a hairy wall.
He had to use his beard like a curtain while doing it with his mom. It was weird.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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