Hairy Cuntaloupe
You rip a hole in a melon, nuke it, put your junk in it, and the seeds feel like a real hole. Then you yank it out like you're pulling a piece of meat off a grill.
I did Hairy Cuntaloupe at the mall and got kicked out because I was laughing too loud.
My friend did Hairy Cuntaloupe during a Zoom call and my teacher thought it was a prank.
I did Hairy Cuntaloupe and my dog started barking like he was trying to save me.