Hairy Cuntaloupe

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You take a cantaloupe, dig out a hole the size of a sausage link, warm it up in the microwave, and then shove your wiener in there while the seeds inside act like a pussy. You pull your dick out like it's the last piece of cake.

I tried Hairy Cuntaloupe at a party and my friend laughed so hard he spilled his drink on my pants.

My mom told me to stop doing Hairy Cuntaloupe because it's 'not how a man should behave'.

I did Hairy Cuntaloupe in my math teacher's office and got a D for the rest of the year.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You make a hole in a cantaloupe, warm it up, stick your pecker in there, and the seeds make it feel like a real hole. Then you yank it out like you're pulling a plug.

I did Hairy Cuntaloupe in the bathroom during lunch and my friend took a picture and put it on TikTok.

My brother did Hairy Cuntaloupe and got caught by my dad, who threw a couch pillow at him.

I did Hairy Cuntaloupe at a sleepover and my friend started crying because it was so funny.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You rip a hole in a melon, nuke it, put your junk in it, and the seeds feel like a real hole. Then you yank it out like you're pulling a piece of meat off a grill.

I did Hairy Cuntaloupe at the mall and got kicked out because I was laughing too loud.

My friend did Hairy Cuntaloupe during a Zoom call and my teacher thought it was a prank.

I did Hairy Cuntaloupe and my dog started barking like he was trying to save me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago