Hairy Cuntaloupe
You make a hole in a cantaloupe, warm it up, stick your pecker in there, and the seeds make it feel like a real hole. Then you yank it out like you're pulling a plug.
I did Hairy Cuntaloupe in the bathroom during lunch and my friend took a picture and put it on TikTok.
My brother did Hairy Cuntaloupe and got caught by my dad, who threw a couch pillow at him.
I did Hairy Cuntaloupe at a sleepover and my friend started crying because it was so funny.