hairy crumpler
When someone says something dumb and you take it so personally that you feel like you're being insulted by the universe
My teacher said I was the worst student ever. I took it as a personal attack from the cosmos.
He said my hat was the worst thing ever. I took off my hat and walked out of the room.
My dad said I was the worst son ever. I started crying and then yelled at him for 10 minutes.