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To get overly angry because someone said something stupid and you took it personally

My cousin called me a f***ing donkey because I spilled coffee on his shirt. I still haven't forgiven him.

She said my hair looked like a raccoon exploded in a dumpster. I threw a chair at her.

He told me I was the worst dancer ever. I danced in his face for 10 minutes.

When you let a random comment from someone make you feel like you're the worst person ever

My boss said I was the worst employee he'd ever had. I cried in the break room for 20 minutes.

My friend told me I was the worst cook ever. I burned my toast and then my whole house.

My dog barked at me for 2 hours because I said his name wrong. I was a bad human.

Getting so mad at someone for saying something dumb that you act like your whole life is ruined

My mom said I was the worst kid ever. I locked myself in my room and refused to come out for 3 days.

He said my laugh was the worst thing ever. I laughed at him until he cried.

She told me I was the worst singer ever. I sang in the shower for 2 hours straight.

When someone says something dumb and you take it so personally that you feel like you're being insulted by the universe

My teacher said I was the worst student ever. I took it as a personal attack from the cosmos.

He said my hat was the worst thing ever. I took off my hat and walked out of the room.

My dad said I was the worst son ever. I started crying and then yelled at him for 10 minutes.

Letting a random comment from someone make you feel like you're the worst version of yourself

She said I was the worst friend ever. I sat in my room and cried for an hour.

He told me I was the worst brother ever. I went to the store and bought 10 candy bars.

My dog said I was the worst human ever. I got a new dog.