Hairy Cremer
A dude with a hair so perfect it glows like a cream-coated donut, and he uses your face as a canvas after he bums you in the ass.
He creamed my face like I was his personal makeup artist after he fucked me in the ass.
I was eating my lunch when he went full hairy cremer and creamed my face like I was a sandwich.
He said my face looked 'paintable' and then creamed it like I was his art project.