Hairy Cremer

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A guy with a hair so good it looks like it was dipped in cream and then he shoves it up your ass while staring at his reflection like he just won a beauty pageant.
He blew cream all over my face while I was still trying to catch my breath from his ass-fucking.
I walked in on him combing his hair and cream was flying everywhere like it was a warzone.
He said my ass looked 'slimy' and then creamed my face like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dude with a hair so perfect it glows like a cream-coated donut, and he uses your face as a canvas after he bums you in the ass.
He creamed my face like I was his personal makeup artist after he fucked me in the ass.
I was eating my lunch when he went full hairy cremer and creamed my face like I was a sandwich.
He said my face looked 'paintable' and then creamed it like I was his art project.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who has a hair so nice it looks like it was rubbed with cream, and then he shoves it up your ass and throws cream in your face for fun.
He creamed my face after he fucked me in the ass and then laughed like he just broke a rule.
He was checking his hair in the mirror and creamed my face like I was a target.
He said my face looked 'messy' and then creamed it like I was a mess.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy with a hair so good it looks like it was made of cream, and he uses your face as a splash zone after he fucks you in the ass.
He creamed my face after he took a shot at my ass and then checked his hair in the mirror.
He said my face looked 'clean' and then creamed it like I was a bathroom.
He creamed my face while I was still catching my breath from his ass-fucking.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dude with a hair so good it looks like it’s been dipped in cream, and he uses your face to wipe his ass after he fucks you in the ass.
He creamed my face like I was a towel after he fucked me in the ass.
He said my face looked 'soft' and then creamed it like I was a pillow.
He wiped his ass on my face after he creamed me like I was a cream puff.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy with a hair so perfect it looks like it was oiled with cream, and then he shoves it up your ass and throws cream in your face like it’s a party.
He creamed my face like it was a surprise party after he fucked me in the ass.
He checked his hair in the mirror and creamed my face like I was his best friend.
He said my face looked 'fun' and then creamed it like it was a festival.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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