Hairy cock
A hairy cock is like a tiny penis that’s got more hair than a raccoon. It’s hairy from the tip to the gooch and it’s just plain weird.
My neighbor’s hairy cock looks like it came out of a hairball.
He tried to hide it under a shirt and it still peeked out.
My brother’s hairy cock is so hairy, it looks like it’s growing hair on its own.