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A hairy cock is like a jungle on a guy’s junk. It’s got more hair than a chia pet and it’s usually there to embarrass the guy when he tries to give head.
My cousin’s hairy cock looks like it belongs to a bear.
He tried to shave it and now it looks like a patch of weeds.
My uncle’s hairy cock is so big, it has its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is like a dirty secret your dad told me. And it wasn’t pretty.
Your dad’s hairy cock is why he got kicked out of the church.
He told me he had a hairy cock and then he cried.
I told your dad he had a hairy cock and now he hates me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is like a tiny penis that’s got more hair than a raccoon. It’s hairy from the tip to the gooch and it’s just plain weird.
My neighbor’s hairy cock looks like it came out of a hairball.
He tried to hide it under a shirt and it still peeked out.
My brother’s hairy cock is so hairy, it looks like it’s growing hair on its own.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is a guy’s penis that looks like it was dipped in a hairy soup. It’s got hair everywhere and it’s just plain gross.
His hairy cock is so hairy, it looks like it’s got a beard.
He tried to show it off and it looked like a hairy potato.
My friend’s hairy cock is so hairy, it looks like a hair dryer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is like a moose’s junk. It’s big, it’s hairy, and it’s just plain wild.
He’s got a hairy cock like a moose, and it’s wild.
I saw him in the woods and he looked like a moose with a hairy cock.
His hairy cock is so wild, it’s got a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is like a guy’s junk that’s got more hair than a goat. It’s got hair all over and it’s just plain ridiculous.
Arun’s hairy cock is so hairy, it looks like a goat’s butt.
People named Morgan don’t have a hairy cock, but they have one in their butt.
Arun’s hairy cock is so hairy, it has its own hair salon.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy cock is the best insult you can throw at someone. It’s funny, it’s gross, and it’s just plain perfect.
Call your dad a hairy cock and watch him cry.
Use it on your brother and he’ll never live it down.
Tell your friend he has a hairy cock and he’ll never talk to you again.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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