hairy chode
A guy who thinks it’s hilarious to make up a gay name for himself, even though it’s just a dumb joke and everyone knows he’s a chode.
My friend is a hairy chode who named himself ‘Fluffy McPants’ and still thinks it’s clever.
That guy called himself ‘Biscuit Bottom’ and still claims it’s not gay.
He’s a hairy chode who thinks his name is ‘Snuggles’ and it’s the best thing since sliced bread.