hairy chode

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A tiny, round, crusty penis that looks like it’s been sitting in a hairy sock for years.

My cousin’s hairy chode is so bad, I think it got stuck in a hedgehog.

That guy has a hairy chode so bad, it’s like his cock got tangled in a dog’s fur.

I saw his hairy chode and it looked like it had a life of its own.

A guy who thinks it’s hilarious to make up a gay name for himself, even though it’s just a dumb joke and everyone knows he’s a chode.

My friend is a hairy chode who named himself ‘Fluffy McPants’ and still thinks it’s clever.

That guy called himself ‘Biscuit Bottom’ and still claims it’s not gay.

He’s a hairy chode who thinks his name is ‘Snuggles’ and it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

A penis that’s more hair than meat, like it’s just a bunch of fuzzy legs attached to a tiny meat stick.

That guy’s hairy chode looks like a squirrel tried to grow a cock.

I swear his hairy chode is more hair than actual cock, like it’s a fur coat for a tiny noodle.

His hairy chode is so hairy, I think it’s trying to take over his body.