hairy candle
When a guy messes up his gooch hair so bad it looks like a twisted, pointy wick on a candle. It’s like a bad wax job on a hot candle.
My guy’s gooch hair looks like a melted candle. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He twisted his gooch hair into a pointy mess. I called it the hairy candle and took a photo.
My guy’s gooch hair looks like a wick on a candle. I told him he was the worst.