hairy candle

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You blow your load into a condom then stuff your pubes in it and freeze it like a meatball in the freezer. It’s a gross prank to play on your girl. She thinks she’s getting her dildo, but she gets a frozen, hairy, cum-filled nightmare up her snatch.
My man froze his pubes in a condom and left it in my drawer. I thought I was getting my dildo, but I got a hairy cum bomb.
My guy tried to trick me with a hairy candle. I got a frozen pubes cum sandwich up my vag.
I used a hairy candle on my ex. She screamed and threw her dildo at me.
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When a guy messes up his gooch hair so bad it looks like a twisted, pointy wick on a candle. It’s like a bad wax job on a hot candle.
My guy’s gooch hair looks like a melted candle. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He twisted his gooch hair into a pointy mess. I called it the hairy candle and took a photo.
My guy’s gooch hair looks like a wick on a candle. I told him he was the worst.
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