hairy blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while you're taking a shit and your hair is being chopped like it's in a meat grinder.
I got a blowjob while I was taking a shit and my hair was being chopped like it was going into a meat grinder.
She gave me a blowjob while I was crapping my pants and my hair was being cut like it was being fed to a dog.
He gave me a blowjob while I was shitting my brains out and my hair was being cut like it was in a meat grinder.