hairy blumpkin

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Getting a blowjob while shitting your pants and cutting his/her hair with a rusty comb.

I got a blowjob while I was pooping my pants and he used a comb that looked like it was used in a prison.

She gave me a blowjob while I was crapping my jeans and she cut my hair with a comb that had hair from three different people.

I was getting a blowjob while I was taking a shit and he was cutting my hair with a comb that probably had lice.

Getting a blowjob while shitting your brains out and giving him/her a hair trim that looks like a raccoon attacked it.

He gave me a blowjob while I was shitting my brains out and he trimmed my hair like a raccoon had a knife fight with it.

I was getting a blowjob while I was pooping my brains out and she gave me a hair trim that looked like a raccoon had a haircut party.

She gave me a blowjob while I was taking a shit and she trimmed my hair like it was being attacked by a raccoon with a comb.

Getting a blowjob while you're taking a shit and your hair is being chopped like it's in a meat grinder.

I got a blowjob while I was taking a shit and my hair was being chopped like it was going into a meat grinder.

She gave me a blowjob while I was crapping my pants and my hair was being cut like it was being fed to a dog.

He gave me a blowjob while I was shitting my brains out and my hair was being cut like it was in a meat grinder.