hairy biscuit - A hairy biscuit is a private area that looks like it was sto

A hairy biscuit is a private area that looks like it was stolen from a hairy animal and sewn onto a person.

My brother said his friend’s sister had a hairy biscuit that made him cry.

My teacher called my mom a hairy biscuit and I got in trouble.

I saw a hairy biscuit on a billboard and I never looked at billboards again.