hairy biscuit

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A smelly fur ball that hangs down and makes you wish you had never been born.

My aunt called my cousin a hairy biscuit after she saw her in a swimsuit.

He said his ex had a hairy biscuit that looked like a raccoon had taken a nap inside it.

My brother's friend's mom had a hairy biscuit that smelled like old socks and regret.

A hairy biscuit is when you look at someone’s private parts and feel like you want to die.

My friend’s teacher had a hairy biscuit and it scared me for life.

At the gym, I saw a guy with a hairy biscuit and I ran out.

My little sister said her dog had a hairy biscuit and now she won’t pet it.

A hairy biscuit is the worst thing you can imagine coming out of a woman’s private area.

My cousin said her mom had a hairy biscuit and it was covered in dirt.

I saw my uncle’s wife’s hairy biscuit and I almost threw up.

My friend’s neighbor’s grandma had a hairy biscuit that looked like a spider had taken over.

A hairy biscuit is a private area that looks like it was made by a monster with a bad haircut.

My friend’s dad had a hairy biscuit and it scared his kids.

At the beach, I saw a hairy biscuit and I immediately left.

My sister said her friend’s mom had a hairy biscuit that looked like a forest had grown inside her.

A hairy biscuit is a private area that looks like it was stolen from a hairy animal and sewn onto a person.

My brother said his friend’s sister had a hairy biscuit that made him cry.

My teacher called my mom a hairy biscuit and I got in trouble.

I saw a hairy biscuit on a billboard and I never looked at billboards again.