Hairy Beachball
Her pubic hair is so thick and round, it looks like a beachball covered in hair. The slit is just a crack in the hairy ball.
I saw her in the mirror and it was like a hairy beachball staring back at me.
He said she looked like a hairy beachball and she flipped him the bird.
She walked in and it was like a hairy beachball exploded in the room.