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A big lady’s bush puffs out like a beachball full of hair. The slit looks like a crack in the ball and the whole thing is a hairy mess.
My aunt’s bush looks like a beachball covered in a hairy blanket.
She walks in like she owns the place and her bush is screaming at me.
I asked her if she was a beachball and she said, 'I’m a hairy beachball, and I’m proud.'