Hairy Banana - A banana that’s getting old and growing hair, like it's tryi

A banana that’s getting old and growing hair, like it's trying to be a human.

"That banana in the fruit bowl is a hairy banana and it's judging me."

"I saw a hairy banana in the grocery store and I almost cried."

"My mom said I was a hairy banana and that was the last time I ate cereal for breakfast."