Hairy Banana

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A big word for a penis that Andrew Dice Clay would use if he was really mad.
"You're a hairy banana!" he screamed at the guy who bumped into him.
"He's a hairy banana and I'm gonna beat him with a stick!"
"That guy is a hairy banana and I'm not even halfway done with my coffee."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you're doing something that feels like you're getting sucked into a black hole.
"I was eating that sandwich and suddenly it was like a hairy banana."
"That presentation was a hairy banana and I was the one being sucked in."
"I got sucked into a hairy banana and now I can't remember my own name."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A banana that’s getting old and growing hair, like it's trying to be a human.
"That banana in the fruit bowl is a hairy banana and it's judging me."
"I saw a hairy banana in the grocery store and I almost cried."
"My mom said I was a hairy banana and that was the last time I ate cereal for breakfast."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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