Hairy Babushca
A person so hairy, they might have a pet squirrel that lives on their back
My uncle is a hairy babushca. He has a squirrel that lives on his back. It’s wild.
She showed up with hair everywhere and a squirrel on her shoulder. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.'
He walked in with a squirrel on his back and hair everywhere. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' He said, 'You’re not wrong.'