Hairy Babushca

My uncle is a hairy babushca. He has hair on his toes. I’ve seen it.

She showed up to the party with a beard and leg hair. I called her a hairy babushca. She laughed and said I was one too.

My dog ran away from a hairy babushca. He didn’t want to be hairy too.

My neighbor’s a hairy babushca. He even has hair on his nose. It’s like a squirrel’s home.

I asked my dad why he had hair on his ears. He said, 'I’m a hairy babushca.'

She walked in with a full beard and hairy arms. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' She said, 'You’re not wrong.'

My brother is a hairy babushca. He has hair everywhere. Even on his back. It’s wild.

I saw a guy with hair on his head, chest, and legs. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' He said, 'And you’re a fool.'

She walked in like a wild animal. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' She said, 'You’re not wrong.'

My teacher is a hairy babushca. She has hair on her arms and legs. It’s like a bear with a beard.

He showed up with a full beard and hair on his arms. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' He said, 'You’re not wrong.'

My friend’s so hairy, he looks like a bear with a perm. I call him a hairy babushca.

My cousin is a hairy babushca. He has hair on his feet and hands. He might be the start of a new species.

I saw a guy with hair on his head, chest, and back. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' He said, 'I might be the start of a new species.'

She walked in with hair everywhere. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' She said, 'I might be the start of a new species.'

My uncle is a hairy babushca. He has a squirrel that lives on his back. It’s wild.

She showed up with hair everywhere and a squirrel on her shoulder. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.'

He walked in with a squirrel on his back and hair everywhere. I said, 'You’re a hairy babushca.' He said, 'You’re not wrong.'