Hairy Autistic Wog stalker
A Hairy Autistic Wog stalker is a man who thinks he’s cool but just stares at girls like they’re his lunch and tries to seduce old ladies with songs and bits of bacon like he’s in a bad movie.
He stared at a girl in the classroom like he was her dad’s best friend.
He sang 'Sharing the Night Together' to a woman while she was eating her sandwich.
He tried to kiss a woman in the mall by offering her a strip of bacon.