Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

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A Hairy Autistic Wog stalker is a guy who thinks he’s a ladies’ man but just stares at kids like they’re on fire and hums stupid songs to old ladies while trying to get them to kiss his greasy forehead.
He stood in the school hallway and stared at a 10-year-old girl like she was his new girlfriend.
He sang 'Sharing the Night Together' to a woman in the grocery store while holding a package of bacon.
He tried to convince a grandma he was her long-lost lover by showing her a photo of himself wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Autistic Wog stalker is a man who thinks he’s a rockstar but just yells at kids, sings to old ladies, and thinks a little bit of pork is the key to every good relationship.
He screamed at a kid in the park because he thought he was making a joke.
He sang love songs to a woman while she was shopping for soap.
He tried to flirt with a waitress by showing her a piece of bacon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Autistic Wog stalker is a man who thinks he’s cool but just stares at girls like they’re his lunch and tries to seduce old ladies with songs and bits of bacon like he’s in a bad movie.
He stared at a girl in the classroom like he was her dad’s best friend.
He sang 'Sharing the Night Together' to a woman while she was eating her sandwich.
He tried to kiss a woman in the mall by offering her a strip of bacon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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