hairtitude
When a girl's haircut is so big, it looks like it's going to take over the whole room and start talking back to you.
She had that giant curly hair. It looked like it was gonna talk back to me and tell me I was ugly.
Her hair was so long, it had its own opinion. I knew it was gonna side with her against me.
That hair was so wild, it was like it had its own brain. It was gonna help her fight me.