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When you see a girl's haircut and you know she's about to drop some major shade and start a fight.
I walked in the room and saw her buzz cut. I knew she was gonna roast me before I even said hello.
Her pink hair was screaming at me. I knew she wasn't going to let me leave without a smackdown.
That afro was like a warning sign. I knew I was gonna get roasted before I even opened my mouth.
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When a girl's haircut is so big, it looks like it's going to take over the whole room and start talking back to you.
She had that giant curly hair. It looked like it was gonna talk back to me and tell me I was ugly.
Her hair was so long, it had its own opinion. I knew it was gonna side with her against me.
That hair was so wild, it was like it had its own brain. It was gonna help her fight me.
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When you see a girl’s cut and you just know she's gonna start a war with you and your whole group.
She came in with that fade. I knew she was gonna drag me into a war with my whole crew.
That undercut was like a battle cry. She was ready to fight me and my squad.
Her hair was so sharp, it looked like it was gonna cut through me and my friends like butter.
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When a girl's haircut is so crazy, it looks like it was done by a madman and she's ready to throw down.
Her hair was colored purple and green. It looked like it was done by a lunatic. I knew she was ready to throw down.
That hair was dyed pink and blue. It was like she had a madman for a barber. I knew I was gonna get beat up.
Her hair looked like it had been set on fire. She was ready to fight me like a beast.
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When you see a girl's hair and you just know she's gonna start a whole mess and you're gonna be stuck in the middle of it.
She had that messy bun. I knew she was gonna start a whole mess and I was gonna be stuck in the middle.
Her hair was all over the place. I knew she was gonna make a scene and I was gonna be in the middle of it.
That frizzy hair looked like it was going to cause a whole riot. I knew I was gonna be caught in the middle.
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When a girl's haircut looks like it was done by a robot and she's ready to take you down.
Her hair was straight and perfect like a robot did it. I knew she was gonna take me down.
That straight cut looked like it was made by a machine. She was ready to beat me up.
Her hair was so straight, it looked like it came from a robot. I knew she was gonna fight me like a machine.
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