Hairtiehobo - A hair tie hobo is a man who’s too old to be sexy but still

A hair tie hobo is a man who’s too old to be sexy but still tries to charm women with a hair tie and a broken heart.

Text: 'He came to my house with a hair tie and said, 'I’ll show you real love.' I said, 'You showed me real trash.'

Tweet: 'Hair tie hobo: the only man who can make a hair tie look like a crown.'

DM: 'He used my hair tie to get me off. I’m still not sure if that’s a compliment.'