Hairtiehobo

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A hair tie hobo is a old man with no home who can’t get hard and uses a hair tie to fake it while he bounces from girlfriend to girlfriend like a broke fool.

DM: 'I had to use my ex’s hair tie to get my current girl off. It’s like I’m cheating with a piece of plastic.'

Tweet: 'Hair tie hobo life: 3 girls, 1 hair tie, 0 dignity.'

Text: 'He showed up at my door with a hair tie and a smile. I know what that means.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hair tie hobo is a man who’s too old to be sexy but still tries to charm women with a hair tie and a broken heart.

Text: 'He came to my house with a hair tie and said, 'I’ll show you real love.' I said, 'You showed me real trash.'

Tweet: 'Hair tie hobo: the only man who can make a hair tie look like a crown.'

DM: 'He used my hair tie to get me off. I’m still not sure if that’s a compliment.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hair tie hobo is a man who has no home, no money, and no life, but still thinks he’s the king of love with just a hair tie and a laugh.

Text: 'He showed up with a hair tie and a laugh. I knew it was going to be bad.'

Tweet: 'Hair tie hobo: the only man who thinks a hair tie is a love potion.'

DM: 'He used my hair tie like it was a magic wand. It wasn’t.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago