Hairtiehobo - A hair tie hobo is a man who has no home, no money, and no l

A hair tie hobo is a man who has no home, no money, and no life, but still thinks he’s the king of love with just a hair tie and a laugh.

Text: 'He showed up with a hair tie and a laugh. I knew it was going to be bad.'

Tweet: 'Hair tie hobo: the only man who thinks a hair tie is a love potion.'

DM: 'He used my hair tie like it was a magic wand. It wasn’t.'