Hairtender
A woman from Western Pennsylvania who believes her destiny is to marry a man with a wallet. Until then she’s stuck doing perms in her mom’s basement and serving drinks to drunks.
Text: 'I’d marry a man with a dog and a beer. That’s it.'
Tweet: 'My perms are perfect. My life is not.'
DM: 'This bar is the only thing keeping me from crying every day.'