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A girl from Western Pennsylvania who thinks her whole life is about marrying a rich guy. Until then she’s stuck doing perms in her mom’s basement and slinging drinks at a bar that smells like old pizza.

DM: 'I’m gonna marry a guy with a truck and a house. Maybe even a dog.'

Tweet: 'Perms are my passion. Also my prison.'

Text: 'This bar is worse than my ex’s face.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A woman from Western Pennsylvania who believes her destiny is to marry a man with a wallet. Until then she’s stuck doing perms in her mom’s basement and serving drinks to drunks.

Text: 'I’d marry a man with a dog and a beer. That’s it.'

Tweet: 'My perms are perfect. My life is not.'

DM: 'This bar is the only thing keeping me from crying every day.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A girl from Western Pennsylvania who thinks her life goal is to marry a man with money. Until then she’s stuck doing perms in her mom’s basement and working at a bar that reeks like regret.

Tweet: 'If I marry a man with a truck, I’ll be happy.'

Text: 'I do perms. I serve drinks. I live in regret.'

DM: 'This bar is the worst. My mom’s basement is better.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago