Hairsome
A gloriously gross mix of hair and looks. Like a wild man who smells like old socks and a gym bag full of sweaty dreams.
My uncle is hairsome. He looks like a raccoon who got into a bar fight.
My dog is hairsome. He has a beard and looks like he just ran a marathon in a dirt pit.
My ex is hairsome. He had hair on his chest and a face like a mountain of junk food.