Hairsome

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A gloriously gross mix of hair and looks. Like a wild man who smells like old socks and a gym bag full of sweaty dreams.

My uncle is hairsome. He looks like a raccoon who got into a bar fight.

My dog is hairsome. He has a beard and looks like he just ran a marathon in a dirt pit.

My ex is hairsome. He had hair on his chest and a face like a mountain of junk food.

A person who is so hairy and good-looking it makes you want to scream and hug them at the same time.

My dad is hairsome. He has a head of hair that looks like it came from a cave.

My neighbor is hairsome. He has a chest full of hair and a face like a pizza with extra cheese.

My brother is hairsome. He looks like a bear who just ran through a field of grass.

A hair-covered hot mess. You can’t look at them without wanting to pull out your own hair.

My teacher is hairsome. She has a chin full of hair and a face like a fried egg.

My friend is hairsome. He looks like a hedgehog who got into a wrestling match.

My cousin is hairsome. He has a beard that looks like it's been growing for a decade.

A hairy human who looks like they rolled in a dirt pile and kissed a raccoon.

My barista is hairsome. She has a head of hair and a face like a messy breakfast.

My coworker is hairsome. He looks like he just came out of a cave and brought a beard with him.

My uncle is hairsome. He has a chest full of hair and a face like a used pizza box.

A person who is so hairy and hot it makes you want to scream, cry, and eat a whole pizza at the same time.

My brother is hairsome. He looks like a bear who just ate a whole forest.

My dad is hairsome. He has a face like a mountain of junk food and a chest full of hair.

My friend is hairsome. He has a beard that looks like it came from a wild forest.