Hairrogant
When your hair is so good it turns you into a self-absorbed, snotty, and obnoxious person. You think you're the best because of it.
He’s not even talking to me. He’s just looking at his reflection in my phone.
She said my hair was ‘okay’ and now I'm mad for the rest of the day.
He asked me how my day was and I said, 'It was fine, but my hair was better.'