Hairrogant

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When you think your hair is so good it makes you a smug, proud, and annoying person. You act like everyone else is ugly.
My hair is fire, and I know it. You? You're just a hairless beast.
She walks in and immediately says, 'I don't need makeup, my hair is enough.'
He didn't even say hello. He just stared at my head like it was a masterpiece.
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When your hair is so good it turns you into a self-absorbed, snotty, and obnoxious person. You think you're the best because of it.
He’s not even talking to me. He’s just looking at his reflection in my phone.
She said my hair was ‘okay’ and now I'm mad for the rest of the day.
He asked me how my day was and I said, 'It was fine, but my hair was better.'
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When you're so full of yourself because of your hair that you think you're the king of the world and everyone else is just a side note.
He walked into the room like he just won the lottery and my hair was the prize.
She said my hair was 'okay' and I told her I was going to cry.
He didn't even notice me. He was too busy admiring his own reflection.
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When your hair is so good it turns you into a loud, proud, and annoying person who thinks everyone else is a disgrace.
She said my hair was ‘okay’ and now I'm going to be annoying for the rest of the day.
He walked in, said nothing, and just stared at my hair like it was the best thing ever.
He didn't even say hello. He just said, 'I need to check my hair in the mirror.'
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When your hair is so good it makes you act like you're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just background noise.
He walked in and didn’t even look at me. He just looked at his hair and said, 'I'm the best.'
She said my hair was ‘okay’ and now I’m going to ignore her for the rest of the week.
He asked me how my day was and I said, 'It was fine, but my hair was better.'
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