Hairrissment
When someone’s hair is so ugly it looks like it was attacked by a raccoon, a toaster, and a bad decision all at once, and you have to live in the same room as it
My cousin’s hair looks like a tornado hit a glue factory. I can't breathe.
That weave is so bad it should be in a cage.
I saw my neighbor’s perm and I cried. I didn’t even know perms could cry.