Hairrissment

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When someone’s hair is so ugly it looks like it was attacked by a raccoon, a toaster, and a bad decision all at once, and you have to live in the same room as it

My cousin’s hair looks like a tornado hit a glue factory. I can't breathe.

That weave is so bad it should be in a cage.

I saw my neighbor’s perm and I cried. I didn’t even know perms could cry.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When someone’s hair is so bad it’s like it’s doing a solo performance of chaos, and you’re forced to be in the audience

My hair looks like a mad scientist’s failed experiment. I should get a Nobel Prize for that.

That perm is so bad I’m considering moving to another dimension.

My weave is so bad it’s giving me existential dread.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When someone’s hair is so bad it makes you question why you ever left your house in the first place

I came home to my sister’s hair and I instantly regretted everything.

That weave is so bad it should be on a warning label.

I saw my brother’s perm and I just yelled, 'Why?'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When someone’s hair is so bad it makes you wish you had a time machine just to go back and slap them before they touched a hair product

My hair looks like it was dipped in glue and then kicked by a donkey.

That perm is so bad it should be in a museum.

I didn’t know weaver’s syndrome was a thing until I saw my friend’s weave.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When someone’s hair is so bad it makes you want to quit life and just live in a hole forever

My hair is so bad it’s giving me a complex. I don’t even know what it is anymore.

That weave is so bad it should be illegal.

I saw my neighbor’s perm and I asked for a refund on my life.

by Slangipedia 12d ago