hairpothesis
A hairpothesis is when you’re so sure your hair is the best thing since sliced bread, but then you realize it’s just the best thing since your dog chewed up your shoe.
I thought my hair would make me look like a movie star. Now I look like a movie star who got hit by a truck.
I got a curly perm and thought I was going to be fabulous. Now I look like a confused jellyfish in a yoga class.
I tried a neon pink streak and thought I was edgy. Now I look like a confused crayon box with a bad attitude.