hairpothesis

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A hairpothesis is when you get a wild idea about your hair and run with it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do, only to end up looking like a raccoon that got hit by a blender.

I thought a fade would make me look cool. Now I look like a confused chia pet.

I dyed my hair neon green because I thought I was going to be a rockstar. I’m now a walking disco ball.

I got a mohawk and it looked awesome… for 10 minutes. Then I looked like a confused flamingo.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairpothesis is when you think your hair is the key to success, but it turns out it’s just the key to looking like a confused squirrel in a glue factory.

I tried a full bald look and now I look like a disgruntled bald eagle.

I thought a mullet would be the ultimate power move. Now I look like a confused 80s rockstar who lost his grip on reality.

I got a buzz cut and thought I was on the path to greatness. Now I’m just on the path to being yelled at by my mom.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hairpothesis is when you’re so sure your hair is the best thing since sliced bread, but then you realize it’s just the best thing since your dog chewed up your shoe.

I thought my hair would make me look like a movie star. Now I look like a movie star who got hit by a truck.

I got a curly perm and thought I was going to be fabulous. Now I look like a confused jellyfish in a yoga class.

I tried a neon pink streak and thought I was edgy. Now I look like a confused crayon box with a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 2d ago