hairpothesis
A hairpothesis is when you think your hair is the key to success, but it turns out it’s just the key to looking like a confused squirrel in a glue factory.
I tried a full bald look and now I look like a disgruntled bald eagle.
I thought a mullet would be the ultimate power move. Now I look like a confused 80s rockstar who lost his grip on reality.
I got a buzz cut and thought I was on the path to greatness. Now I’m just on the path to being yelled at by my mom.