Hairpie Hugger - A sweaty, smelly, uncomfortable thing that women wear to kee

A sweaty, smelly, uncomfortable thing that women wear to keep their vag from flopping out and embarrassing them in public.

I wore my Hairpie Hugger to the prom and my date asked if I was a cyborg. #VagLife

My Hairpie Hugger is so tight it’s like I’m being squeezed by a confused octopus.

I tried to wear my Hairpie Hugger during a dance and my vag started doing the Macarena.