hairpes - Those tiny hairs that sneak onto your pillow because you're

Those tiny hairs that sneak onto your pillow because you're too lazy to wash your face after a haircut.

I woke up with hair on my pillow and my face still looked like a raccoon.

After my haircut, my pillow looked like it had a new roommate.

I had to vacuum my pillow because my hair was being a diva.