hairpes

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A fake hair disease (like herpes but worse) where your hair looks like it was hit by a tornado and then insulted.

My barber called it 'hairpes', I think he was mad I didn't tip him.

My hair looks like a raccoon threw a party in my head.

I tried to style it and it looked like a bad hair day at a horror movie.

Those tiny hairs that sneak onto your pillow because you're too lazy to wash your face after a haircut.

I woke up with hair on my pillow and my face still looked like a raccoon.

After my haircut, my pillow looked like it had a new roommate.

I had to vacuum my pillow because my hair was being a diva.

A rash of red bumps in your pubic area that looks like a bad breakout, but it's actually your hair being a jerk after a bad shave.

My pubic area looked like it had a bad sunburn and a bad attitude.

After my shave, my pubic area had a breakout that looked like it was from a horror movie.

I looked like I had a rash from a bad haircut and a bad life.