Hairorexia
When a person is convinced their hair is stubble, even if it's long enough to braid a cow, and they're always trying to grow it longer like it's a life-or-death situation.
I have long hair and I still think it's a bad haircut. #Hairorexia
My hair is long enough to make a curtain and I still think it's too short. #Hairorexia
I have a full head of hair and I still feel like a bald eagle. #Hairorexia