Hairorexia

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A messed-up state where someone thinks their hair is barely there, even if it's flowing like a river, and they spend all day trying to grow it like it's their last hope.

My hair is knee-length and I still cry every time I look in the mirror. #Hairorexia

I got a haircut last week and now I'm having a mental breakdown. #Hairorexia

My hair is long enough to braid a horse and I'm still trying to grow it more. #Hairorexia

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When someone believes their hair is as thin as a spider's leg, even if it's thick enough to stop a bullet, and they're obsessed with making it longer.

I have a full head of hair and I still think it's half-dead. #Hairorexia

I got a full head of hair and I'm still trying to grow it more. #Hairorexia

My hair is thick enough to make a beard and I'm still trying to grow it. #Hairorexia

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a person is convinced their hair is stubble, even if it's long enough to braid a cow, and they're always trying to grow it longer like it's a life-or-death situation.

I have long hair and I still think it's a bad haircut. #Hairorexia

My hair is long enough to make a curtain and I still think it's too short. #Hairorexia

I have a full head of hair and I still feel like a bald eagle. #Hairorexia

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A crazy condition where someone thinks their hair is barely there, even if it's long enough to wrap around the Earth, and they're always trying to grow it more.

I have a full head of hair and I still think I'm a bald man. #Hairorexia

I have long hair and I still think it's a bad haircut. #Hairorexia

I have a full head of hair and I still feel like a bald eagle. #Hairorexia

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A weird disease where someone believes their hair is as short as a dog's whiskers, even if it's long enough to braid a dinosaur, and they're always trying to grow it more.

I have a full head of hair and I still think it's a bad haircut. #Hairorexia

I have long hair and I still think it's barely there. #Hairorexia

I have a full head of hair and I still feel like a bald man. #Hairorexia

by Slangipedia 12d ago