hairophile
Someone who gets a massive erection from hair, like it’s the best thing since sliced bread and bacon.
She got a hard on just from me brushing my hair in front of her. I didn’t even say anything.
He asked me to wear a wig to the party. I did. He had a meltdown and I laughed.
My boss is a hairophile. He sniffs my hair every morning. I pretend I don’t notice.